by cdub721 | Mar 16, 2021 | Uncategorized
The list for March 15, 2021 Second dose might make you ill The Top 16 Least Loved Dr. Seuss Books If I Ran the Zoom And to Think That I Heard It on QAnon Street Rich Fox in Gamestop Stocks Yertle the Turtle in High Heels and Girdle There’s a Wocket in My Pocket...
by cdub721 | Jan 22, 2021 | Uncategorized
The list for January 22, 2021 Puncture seal to open The Top 20 Signs the TransitionIsn’t Going Smoothly Bed in Lincoln Bedroom has a sunken impression of Rudy. All your new cabinet members ask for pre-emptive pardons, "You know, just in case." Former...
by cdub721 | Jan 8, 2021 | Uncategorized
The list for January 8, 2021 Warning: Contents may be volatile The Top 20 Items onCapitol Stormers’ To-Do Lists Storm Avis and get them to Stop The Count on this rental agreement. Check eBay for bids on the "Pelosi’s desktop knick-knacks"...
by cdub721 | Dec 4, 2020 | Uncategorized
The list for December 4, 2020 Refer to Instructions The Top 25 Worst Board Games Parcheesewhiz Scatagories At Risk Poop Chutes and Bladders Monogamy Ticket to Bribe Chodenames Swords with Friends Lil Yachtzee Horny Horny Bimbos Bombinoes Circumcision! The Game of Life...
by cdub721 | Nov 3, 2020 | Uncategorized
The list for November 3, 2020 Laugh Early, Laugh Often The Top 16 ThingsOverheard in Voting Lines "I knew we should have packed a lunch. And a tent." "Hello Comrade, er, dude. I wish to vote for big orange man who will make America great like mighty...
by cdub721 | Nov 2, 2020 | Uncategorized
The list for November 2, 2020 I COVID! The Top 22 Songs About the 2020 Election Blinded by the Lies You’re So Lame Crazy Train, Finally Pulling Into the Damn Station Ding-Dong! The Mitch Is Dead Suppression Dedicated to the One I Loathe Absurd Lines I Heard It...
by cdub721 | Oct 29, 2020 | Uncategorized
The list for October 29, 2020 Boo! The Top 14 Halloween Pick-Up Lines "Hey, sexy cop! You sure look arresting tonight." "So what do you think of my Naked Pedestrian costume?" "Hello, Sister. Now THAT is what I call a nasty habit."...
by cdub721 | Oct 15, 2020 | Uncategorized
The list for October 15, 2020 Do not inject anally. The Top 16 Rejected Namesfor a COVID Vaccine Antihoaxamine Placebonol Badsidefex Cha-ching-a-trix I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vetted! Vitamin Conspira-C Hamberder Helper Pence’s Own Pandemmonium...
by cdub721 | Oct 8, 2020 | Uncategorized
The list for October 8, 2020 Warning: This list is unsafe to drink The Top 16 Secret Service AgentPet Peeves Taking a bullet from a Russian spy, then finding out that you have to declare it as a gift from a foreign government. Unlike the Men in Black, you have no cool...
by cdub721 | Sep 24, 2020 | Uncategorized
The list for September 24, 2020 Now Fauci-approved! The Top 25 Sketchy Fast Food Restaurants McBowel’s Shank Shack Dominitrix’s Pizza Burper King Dairy Queef Popeye’s Louisiana Prison Gonzo’s Goat Teets Spunkin’ Donuts Donner Party Pizza...
