Least Loved Dr. Seuss Books

The list for March 15, 2021 Second dose might make you ill The Top 16 Least Loved Dr. Seuss Books If I Ran the Zoom And to Think That I Heard It on QAnon Street Rich Fox in Gamestop Stocks Yertle the Turtle in High Heels and Girdle There’s a Wocket in My Pocket...

Signs the Transition Isn’t Going Smoothly

The list for January 22, 2021 Puncture seal to open The Top 20 Signs the TransitionIsn’t Going Smoothly Bed in Lincoln Bedroom has a sunken impression of Rudy. All your new cabinet members ask for pre-emptive pardons, "You know, just in case." Former...

Items on Capitol Stormers’ To-Do Lists

The list for January 8, 2021 Warning: Contents may be volatile The Top 20 Items onCapitol Stormers’ To-Do Lists Storm Avis and get them to Stop The Count on this rental agreement. Check eBay for bids on the "Pelosi’s desktop knick-knacks"...

Worst Board Games

The list for December 4, 2020 Refer to Instructions The Top 25 Worst Board Games Parcheesewhiz Scatagories At Risk Poop Chutes and Bladders Monogamy Ticket to Bribe Chodenames Swords with Friends Lil Yachtzee Horny Horny Bimbos Bombinoes Circumcision! The Game of Life...

Things Overheard in Voting Lines

The list for November 3, 2020 Laugh Early, Laugh Often The Top 16 ThingsOverheard in Voting Lines "I knew we should have packed a lunch. And a tent." "Hello Comrade, er, dude. I wish to vote for big orange man who will make America great like mighty...