Halloween Pick-Up Lines

The list for October 29, 2020
The Top 14 Halloween Pick-Up Lines

  1. "Hey, sexy cop! You sure look arresting tonight."

  2. "So what do you think of my Naked Pedestrian costume?"

  3. "Hello, Sister. Now THAT is what I call a nasty habit."

  4. "Ms. Ghost, do you think we could both fit under that sheet?"

  5. "FYI: I’m not wearing anything under this HAZMAT costume."

  6. "Is that a fun-size Snickers in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

  7. "You should be dressed as a skeleton on a trampoline, ’cause I can’t stop thinking about jumping your bones!"

  8. "Wanna see my ejaculantern?"

  9. "You must be dressed like a coronavirus spore, because you take my breath away."

  10. "Great guess, this IS a Cliff Huxtable costume! Can I bring you a cup of cider?"

  11. "Hey, sexy witch, ditch that O’Cedar. I got the stick you’ll wanna ride."

  12. "Is that a six-foot-tall eggplant costume, or are you just happy to see me in this peach outfit?"

  13. "Of course I respect you for your brains. I’m a freakin’ zombie!"
And the Number 1 Halloween Pick-Up Line…

  1. "You can call me Mr. Candy Corn, ’cause I will disappoint you all night long."

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Selected from 60 submissions from 22 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO — 1 (4th #1)
  • Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 4
  • Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX — 3, 5
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 7
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 8
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 9
  • Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 10
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 11
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — 12, list moderator
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 13
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 14
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Topic

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