The list for October 29, 2020
The Top 14 Halloween Pick-Up Lines
- "Hey, sexy cop! You sure look arresting tonight."
- "So what do you think of my Naked Pedestrian costume?"
- "Hello, Sister. Now THAT is what I call a nasty habit."
- "Ms. Ghost, do you think we could both fit under that sheet?"
- "FYI: I’m not wearing anything under this HAZMAT costume."
- "Is that a fun-size Snickers in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
- "You should be dressed as a skeleton on a trampoline, ’cause I can’t stop thinking about jumping your bones!"
- "Wanna see my ejaculantern?"
- "You must be dressed like a coronavirus spore, because you take my breath away."
- "Great guess, this IS a Cliff Huxtable costume! Can I bring you a cup of cider?"
- "Hey, sexy witch, ditch that O’Cedar. I got the stick you’ll wanna ride."
- "Is that a six-foot-tall eggplant costume, or are you just happy to see me in this peach outfit?"
- "Of course I respect you for your brains. I’m a freakin’ zombie!"
And the Number 1 Halloween Pick-Up Line…
- "You can call me Mr. Candy Corn, ’cause I will disappoint you all night long."
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CREDITS
Selected from 60 submissions from 22 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO — 1 (4th #1)
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 4
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX — 3, 5
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 7
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 8
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 9
- Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 10
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 11
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — 12, list moderator
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 13
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 14
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — Topic
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