Things Overheard During the Republican Convention

The list for August 28, 2020
The Top 7 Things Overheard During
the Republican Convention

  1. "That virus thing; is it still an issue?"

  2. "That is one loud, angry broad! What? She’s one of ours? That is one passionate, intelligent woman!"

  3. "Wait a minute… there’s no state called Mypillow."

  4. "… and may God bless Gulliblestan—uh, America!"

  5. "Scott Baio? Ted Nugent? Meat Loaf? Damn, we’ve got the youth vote LOCKED DOWN baby!"

  6. "Holy shit! Kimberly Guilfoyle set off my car alarm."
And the Number 1 Thing Overheard During the Republican Convention…

  1. "Well, I’m the Vice President, and I’m NOT giving my acceptance speech unless Mother is on stage with me."

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Selected from 59 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1 (23rd #1)
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 2
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 3
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 4
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — 5, list moderator
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT — 6
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 7

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