The list for August 28, 2020
The Top 7 Things Overheard During
the Republican Convention
the Republican Convention
- "That virus thing; is it still an issue?"
- "That is one loud, angry broad! What? She’s one of ours? That is one passionate, intelligent woman!"
- "Wait a minute… there’s no state called Mypillow."
- "… and may God bless Gulliblestan—uh, America!"
- "Scott Baio? Ted Nugent? Meat Loaf? Damn, we’ve got the youth vote LOCKED DOWN baby!"
- "Holy shit! Kimberly Guilfoyle set off my car alarm."
And the Number 1 Thing Overheard During the Republican Convention…
- "Well, I’m the Vice President, and I’m NOT giving my acceptance speech unless Mother is on stage with me."
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CREDITS
Selected from 59 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 1 (23rd #1)
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 2
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 3
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 4
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — 5, list moderator
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT — 6
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 7
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