Things Overheard During the Democrat Convention

The Top 7 Things Overheard During
the Democrat Convention

  1. "Yes, Mr. Biden, you can say ‘malarkey’ on TV —- assuming you don’t care about reaching anybody under 70."

  2. "The single-payer option does not pertain to margaritas, sir. That’ll be $9 apiece."

  3. "Does this Che Guevara shirt make me look fat?"

  4. "I’m gonna buy a shitload of whatever brand of batteries we used in BidenBot tonight."

  5. "Mike Bloomerg’s people are on the phone; they can’t find him anywh— Oh, Jesus, no! HE’S AT THE PODIUM!"

  6. "Camel-a, kuh-MAL-a… Is it too late to get Susan Rice?"
And the Number 1 Thing Overheard During the Democrat Convention…

  1. "If elected, I promise to do whatever Hannity hates the most. Sound good?"

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Selected from 59 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 1 (25th #1)
  • Richie Ruben, Hackensack, NJ — 1, 5 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT — 2
  • Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — 3
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 4
  • David E. Spiro, New York, NY — 6
  • Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX — 7
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List moderator, Banner Tag

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