The list for July 1, 1996
The Top 16 Things Overheard
on the KISS Reunion Tour
on the KISS Reunion Tour
- “Paul? Paul?!? Here we go again — somebody call 911.”
- “Alright, who’s got my mascara?”
- “I don’t remember leggings being *this* tight!”
- “Polident proudly presents… KISS!”
- “You mixed your blood capsules with my suppositories!” “You mixed your suppositories with my blood capsules!”
- “Isn’t that Tammy Faye on drums?”
- “Go git me anuther beer, Cletus. That bat feller up there done stuck his tongue in this’un.”
- “Hey! Ace learned a third chord!!”
- “Where the hell did the roadies park the Clinique truck?”
- “Can somebody help me down from these boots?”
- “Huh? What? Huh? WHAT??”
- “I’m gonna rock ‘n’ roll all night, and… oh… whoa, geez, I gotta lie down for a minute.”
- “This is the worst performance of ‘Cats’ I’ve ever seen.”
- “Due to an unexpected prostate flareup, tonight’s performance has been cancelled.”
- “You have the right to remain silent…”
And the Number 1 Thing Overheard on the KISS Reunion Tour…
- “What the hell were we thinking? These guys suck!”
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CREDITS
Selected from 93 submissions by 36 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 1
- Dave George, Arlington, VA — 2
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 3, 13
- Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY — 4, Topic
- Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA — 5
- Larry Baum, La Jolla, CA — 6
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 7
- Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT — 8
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 9, 11
- Tom Louderback, Breckenridge, CO — 9
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 10
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 11, 13
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 11
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 12
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 14
- Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL — 15
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