The list for July 2, 1996
The Top 20 Least Popular Summer Camps

  1. Camp Lactose Intolerance

  2. Camp Awannagopeepee

  3. Camp Colonic

  4. Ranger Packwood’s Kamp Touchee-Feelee

  5. Camp LardAss

  6. Father Stephen’s Naturalist Altar Boy Camp

  7. Camp OS/2

  8. Camp Turnyerhedncoff

  9. Marvin’s Learn-to-Set-the-VCR-Clock Camp

  10. Camp Time/Life Books

  11. Camp Squeal-Like-a-Pig

  12. Lil’ Toiler Textile Mill & Summer Camp

  13. Camp Ritalin

  14. Camp Wutchoolookinat, NYC

  15. The M. Jackson Camp for Cute Young Unchaperoned Boys

  16. Lyle and Eric’s Wilderness Ranch for Mom & Dad

  17. Joe Piscopo’s Comedy Workout Camp

  18. Camp La Cage

  19. Hyalooza Computer Camp
And the Number 1 Least Popular Summer Camp…

  1. Bring-Your-Mommy Sissy-Boy Camp
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CREDITS
Selected from 146 submissions by 58 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY — 1, 8 (2nd #1)
  • Dave George, Arlington, VA — 2
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 3
  • Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI — 4
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 5
  • Chris McKenna, Malibu, CA — 6
  • Matthew Diamond, Holland, PA — 6
  • Pete Brittingham, Titusville, NJ — 6
  • Peg Warner, Bangor, ME — 7
  • Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA — 9
  • Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 10
  • David Sklar, New Haven, CT — 11
  • Kris Kettner, Fond du Lac, WI — 12
  • Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 13
  • Jackie Gavron, New York, NY — 14 (Rookie!)
  • Norman Kenney, Carlsbad, CA — 15
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 16
  • Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada — 17
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 18
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 19
  • Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 20
  • Chris White, NY, NY — Listmeister
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