The list for March 6, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
First, 70-year-old Harrison Ford agreed to be
in the next installment of the “Star Wars” films
(officially Part VII). Now Carrie Fisher says
she’ll reprise her role as Princess Leia.
in the next installment of the “Star Wars” films
(officially Part VII). Now Carrie Fisher says
she’ll reprise her role as Princess Leia.
The Top 20 Surprises in the
Upcoming “Star Wars” Movie
Upcoming “Star Wars” Movie
- To trim the budget, Yoda has been replaced with Jiminy Cricket.
- Seth MacFarlane does every voice.
- Han and Lando decide to have one final adventure in "Star Wars, Episode 7: The Bucket List."
- Look closer — that’s no hover craft, it’s a Rascal scooter.
- The Empire is unable to build a third death star due to permit issues and environmental impact concerns.
- Han Solo now runs an intergalactic Depends-smuggling ring.
- An entire army of CGI hotshots is required to make Han and Leia hot again.
- The Rebel Alliance falls apart when everyone leaves their posts to enjoy the early-bird special at the Tatooine Denny’s.
- Newest droid: AARP-O
- Jabba the Hutt has ballooned to Jabba the Quonset Hutt.
- Thanks to Wookie Pattern Baldness, Chewy’s junk is now plainly visible.
- Han’s now flying the Metamucil Falcon.
- "I love you." "Eh?" "I said, ‘I love you.’" "WHAT?!?"
- Now that Galactic Prop 8 has been overturned, C3P0 and R2D2 are finally married.
- "That’s no moon — it’s Leia’s ass."
- Luke now needs to pop a little blue pill in order to feel The Force.
- The Millennium Falcon keeps leaping into hyperspace with its right-turn blinker on.
- Leia’s latest holograph pleads: "Obiwan, I’ve fallen into a trap — and can’t get up!"
- The Imperial walkers now have tennis balls on their feet.
And the Number 1 Surprise in the Upcoming “Star Wars” Movie…
- "Help me, Obamacare, you’re my only hope."
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CREDITS
Selected from 86 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 1 (53rd #1)
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 3
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 2
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 3
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 4, 10
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 4
- Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 5
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 7, 12
- David Kass, Queens, NY — 8
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 8
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX — 9
- Curtis Stoddard, Cedar Hills, UT — 10
- Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 11
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 13
- John English, Orem, UT — 14, 18
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC — 15
- Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX — 15
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 16
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 17
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 19
- Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 20
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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