Rejected Spice Girl Names

The list for April 1, 1998

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NOTE FROM CHRIS:

Normally, we present you with a Top5 list that
is compiled from our regular contributors.
Those interested in becoming contributors can choose
from a list of topics and create his or her own list.
We use these tests to pick our new contributors.

For today’s list, wee decided to do something
we’ve never done before. We took all of the
test entries received this week for the topic
“Rejected Spice Girl Names”, removed the duplicates
and the truly crude ones, and will give you all
of the rest, in alphabetical order, with spelling
errors included. So, go grab a cup of coffee
and prop up your feet, as Top 5 presents…

The Top 1000 Rejected Spice Girl Names

1000. Absinthe Spice
      

999. Andrew ‘Dice’ Spice
     

998. Anna Nicole Spice
     

997. Anorexic Spice
     

996. B.O. Spice
     

995. Baby Beluga Spice
     

994. Bad Hair Day Spice
     

993. Barney Spice
     

992. Bay Leaf Spice (the pungent one), sister of Laurel Leaf (pacifist spice) and Fig Leaf (the streaker) spice
     

991. Beat-you-over-the-head-with-a-rolling-pin Spice
     

990. Big Bertha
     

989. Big Ugly Spice
     

988. Biggie Spice
     

987. Bilemic Spice
     

986. Binge & Purge Spice
     

985. Blackened Lice Spice
     

984. Bloaty Spice
     

983. Bob Spice
     

982. Brainy Spice
     

981. Bubba Spice
     

980. Bulimia Spice
     

979. CPA Spice
     

978. Charro
     

977. Cher
     

976. Chlamydia Spice

And the Number 1 Rejected Spice Girl Name…

1. April Fools Spice

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CREDITS

Selected from 1000 submissions from 1000 non-cont

Today’s list authors were:

• Megan Benoit — 1000, 997, 994 (Hat trick!)
  
• Norman K. — 999
  
• Tom Ostad — 998
  
• Keith Schlotthauer — 996
  
• Allen Lewis — 995, 981, 978 (Hat trick!)
  
• James Moore — 993
  
• Donna Atzart — 992
  
• Craig Furly — 991, 987
  
• Cody K. Hill — 990
  
• Carol Sabo — 989
  
• Shannon Marion — 988
  
• Craig Furlonger — 986
  
• Carolyn Dessin — 985
  
• Ben Bass — 984
  
• Wade Gunter — 983, 976
  
• T.J. Kelley — 982
  
• Erin Ennis — 980
  
• D. Fisher — 979
  
• Richard Clayton — 977
  
• Chris White, New York, NY — 1
  
• LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA — Banner Tag
  
• San Diego’s own late, great “Pure Milk” — Ambience

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