The list for June 19, 1994
The Top 19 Reasons Fergie and
Prince Andrew Should Reunite
Prince Andrew Should Reunite
- Give the tabloids something to write about since England isn’t in the World Cup.
- Two words: Family Jewels!
- Look at the bucks The Eagles are pulling in since *they* reunited!
- Mattel offering top-dollar contract for Raggedy Ferg & Andy dolls.
- Topless pictures of Fergie nauseating the whole damn world.
- For love, dammit, for love!
- Andrew having trouble finding someone else who wants to be princess.
- Fergie’s derriere tatoo, “Property of the Royal Family,” too difficult to remove.
- They’re integral to the plot of “King Ralph II.”
- ‘Cause them’s mean streets if you’re an ex-princess.
- Can double date with Chuck and Di at 2-for-1-Couples-Night at the Buckingham Drive-In.
- The world is still waiting for their stunning rendition of “I Got You Babe.”
- Obscure 14th-Century law makes Joey Buttafuoco heir to the throne unless they bear a son.
- Additional Publisher’s Clearinghouse Sweepstakes entry each year proved to have minimal effect on Royal coffers.
- Andrew found a great deal on a double-wide.
- Free rides thru the English tunnel (if you get my drift).
- Henry VIII’s Royal Astrologer advised that Royal marital bliss eminent “when comets strike Jupiter.”
- Torville and Dean no longer a threat to their “pairs” ice skating dream.
And the Number 1 Reason Fergie and Prince Andrew Should Reunite…
- No one makes mashed potatoes quite the way Fergie does.
.
CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Donna Tschetter, Saratoga Springs, NY – 1
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC – 2
- Greg Sherwin, Palo Alto, CA – 3, 6
- Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 4
- Bo Williams, Huntsville, AL – 5, 10
- Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL – 7, 11, 15
- Aaron Milenski, Oberlin, OH – 8
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL – 9, 14
- Greg Bruno, San Diego, CA – 12
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 13
- Ken Wilson, Kansas City, MO – 16
- Jeff Johnson, Daly City, CA – 17, 19
- Joseph Funk, San Francisco, CA – 18
- John Vogel, whereabouts unknown – Topic
T5061994
