The list for August 17, 1998
The Top 12 Questions Ken Starr
Has for the President
Has for the President
- “Let’s speed this up–who *haven’t* you nailed?”
- “Aha! So you admit you’ve had sex!!!! What’s it like? Is it fun?”
- “And the situation in Bosnia didn’t distract you from the booty call?”
- “Can I have some of those fries?”
- “Do you admit my getting Dan Rather to talk about your semen was pretty cool?”
- “Would you *please* stop winking at the court reporter?!”
- “Mr. President, how does it feel to be on the receiving end of a probe for a change?”
- “Would you, could you in a boat? Have you, did you with a goat?”
- “Okay, exhibit 25-A is yet *ANOTHER* ink blot. Now, does THIS one remind you of anything besides a beret?”
- “Is it just my imagination, or are all of the women you know butt-ugly?”
- “Are you now, or have you ever been, in a non-erect state?”
And the Number 1 Question Ken Starr Has for the President…
- “Mr. President, did you bring any pants with you?”
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CREDITS
Selected from 84 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN — 1 (2nd #1)
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 2
- Ann Nonymous, anytown, USA — 3, 5
- David Bryant, Columbia, MD — 3
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 3
- Annie Fisher, Philadelphia, PA — 3
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 4, Runner Up List Name
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA — 6
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 7, 9, 12 (Hall of Famer/Hat trick!)
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 8
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 9
- Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA — 9 (Hall of Famer)
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA — 10
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 11
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — Topic
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — Banner Tag (Hall of Famer)
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
- Chicago, Chicago, IL — Ambience
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