The list for February 12, 1998
The Top 16 Olympic Events in Hell
- Curling
- Removing "Plastic Clamp Sensor from Just-Purchased Clothing with Common Household Utensil" Competition
- Discus Inferno
- 666-yard Ass-Luge Down A Razor Blade Into Cold Alcohol
- Naked Hot Oil Sumo Wrestling
- Marge Schott-Put
- Beelzebubsledding
- Giant Slalom and Gomorrah
- Synchronized Sinning
- Men’s 500000000000000000000 Meter Barefoot Speed Skating
- Pummel Horse
- Mobius Strip "Loogie" Luge
- Karla Faye Tucker Pickaxe Toss
- Disfigure Skating
- Lawyer vs. Insurance Salesman Speed Talking Competition
And the Number 1 Olympic Event in Hell…
- Clean ‘n’ Sober Snowboarding
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CREDITS
Selected from 129 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 1 (8th #1)
- Annie Fisher, Philadelphia, PA — 2
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 3
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 4
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 5
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR — 5, 12
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 5
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 6
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN — 7
- Keith Martin, Atlanta, GA — 7
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 8, 10, Banner Tag
- Denis Rubin, Los Angeles, CA — 9, 14
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 10, 16
- R.M. Weiner, Somerville, MA — 10
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 11
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 12
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 13
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 13
- Jennifer Markes, West Hollywood, CA — 15, Topic
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 16
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 16
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 16
- Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL — 16
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 16
- Josh Fruhlinger, Oakland, CA — 16
- Dan Lantz, Columbus, OH — Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/moderator
- AC/DC, Syndey, Australia — Ambience
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