Olympic Events in Hell

The list for February 12, 1998
The Top 16 Olympic Events in Hell

  1. Curling

  2. Removing "Plastic Clamp Sensor from Just-Purchased Clothing with Common Household Utensil" Competition

  3. Discus Inferno

  4. 666-yard Ass-Luge Down A Razor Blade Into Cold Alcohol

  5. Naked Hot Oil Sumo Wrestling

  6. Marge Schott-Put

  7. Beelzebubsledding

  8. Giant Slalom and Gomorrah

  9. Synchronized Sinning

  10. Men’s 500000000000000000000 Meter Barefoot Speed Skating

  11. Pummel Horse

  12. Mobius Strip "Loogie" Luge

  13. Karla Faye Tucker Pickaxe Toss

  14. Disfigure Skating

  15. Lawyer vs. Insurance Salesman Speed Talking Competition
And the Number 1 Olympic Event in Hell…

  1. Clean ‘n’ Sober Snowboarding
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CREDITS
Selected from 129 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 1 (8th #1)
  • Annie Fisher, Philadelphia, PA — 2
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 3
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 4
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 5
  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR — 5, 12
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 5
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 6
  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN — 7
  • Keith Martin, Atlanta, GA — 7
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 8, 10, Banner Tag
  • Denis Rubin, Los Angeles, CA — 9, 14
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 10, 16
  • R.M. Weiner, Somerville, MA — 10
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 11
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 12
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 13
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 13
  • Jennifer Markes, West Hollywood, CA — 15, Topic
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 16
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 16
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 16
  • Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL — 16
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 16
  • Josh Fruhlinger, Oakland, CA — 16
  • Dan Lantz, Columbus, OH — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/moderator
  • AC/DC, Syndey, Australia — Ambience
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