The list for February 13, 1998
The Top 15 Ways to Mispronounce “Nagano”

  1. No means no

  2. Nagano, Who’s There?

  3. Not gonna go

  4. Nike-no

  5. Ronald McNagano

  6. Egg-Nog-Ano

  7. Not now, Monica

  8. Whack-A-Mole

  9. Knock a ‘ho

  10. Gimme the clicker, them boys is skatin’ in tights agin.

  11. I-get-knocked-down-but-I-get-Nagano

  12. Clamato

  13. Newt Guano

  14. Nopaino, nogaino
And the Number 1 Way to Mispronounce “Nagano”…

  1. El NagaNino
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CREDITS
Selected from 138 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 1, 13, Topic (10th #1)
  • Tisha Stacey, Lisle, IL — 1, 15 (5th #1)
  • Jennifer Markes, West Hollywood, CA — 1, 11 (2nd #1)
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 13, Runner Up list na
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 3
  • Matt Siske, Dayton, OH — 3
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 4
  • Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 5
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 5
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 6, 12
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 7
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 7, Topic
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
  • Andy Wagner, Madison, WI — 9
  • Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA — 10, 14
  • Alan Wagner, Bayside, WI — 10
  • Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA — 13
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 15
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 15
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