The list for November 4, 1997
The Top 15 Nineteenth-Century
Euphemisms for Masturbation
Euphemisms for Masturbation
- Pocket Punch ‘n’ Judy
- Signing your John Hancock
- Dragging Thyself to Hell, One Hand’s Breadth at a Time
- Emptyin’ the Saloon
- Waving to Queen Victoria
- Trying for a Scarlet "M"
- Oiling the Pennywhistle
- Assaulting the Tower of London
- Cleaning the Musket
- Quashing the Southern Uprising
- Monitoring your Merrimac
- Driving the Golden Spike
- Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation
- Churning the Codpiece Butter
- Square Dancing with Satan
And the Number 1 Nineteenth-Century Euphemism for Masturbation…
- Addressing Lord Palmer
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CREDITS
Selected from 117 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 1 (12th #1)
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 2
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 3
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 3
- Bo Williams, Huntsville, AL — 3
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 3, 8, Topic
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 4
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 5
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 6, 8
- Patrick Douglas Crispen, Univ of Alabama — 7
- Natasha Filipovic, New York, NY — 8
- Brad Schreiber, Los Angeles, CA — 9, Runner Up list name
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 10
- R.M. Weiner, Somerville, MA — 11
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 12, 13
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 12
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 12
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 12
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 12
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 12
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 14
- Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL — 15
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 16
- David Hoffmann, Fort Worth, TX — Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
- Jethro Tull, London, England — Ambience
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