The list for March 27, 1998
The Top 15 Movie Quotes We’d Like to See
(Part I)
(Part I)
- “Wait. Why don’t we look for a campground that isn’t plagued by a homicidal maniac?”
- “Oh come on, Clarisse, just a nibble?”
- “That’s great, Will. Now solve *this* equation: How many times does a toilet have to back up before the whole damn math building stinks?”
- “The truth? You can’t handle the truth — You’re a freakin’ Scientologist!”
- “Since the ten of us are surrounding Mr. Van Damme, let’s attack him one at a time… it just makes sense.”
- “Dad, can I borrow the Death Star tonight?”
- “Okay, Jack, I will. But only because we’re probably gonna be dead in an hour.”
- “He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel fear, or pain, or remorse. And until he is found guilty of *something*, there’s no stopping the Clintonator!”
- “The name’s Jeremy… Ron Jeremy.”
- “Mrs. Robinson, promise me you’ll never discuss this with the Independent Counsel.”
- “You know, Sally, rather than waste that talent in a deli, why don’t we open a phone sex line?”
- “I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do that without Microsoft PodBay 2.1.”
- “Wardrobe! See if you can find Ms. Stone some panties.”
- “Thelma, I think we missed our turn.”
And the Number 1 Movie Quote We’d Like to See…
- “This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendsh– Hey!! Get your hand off my ass!”
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CREDITS
Selected from 90 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 1 (16th #1)
- Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT — 2
- Sharon Silva, Clarksville, TN — 3
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 4, 6
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 5, 9, 14
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 7
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 8
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH — 10
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA — 11
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 12
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 13
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 15
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — Topic
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — RU list name
- Lev L. Killick, on the high seas — Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/moderator
- Pure Milk, San Diego, CA — Ambience
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