The list for December 4, 1997
The Top 16 MENSA Pick-Up Lines
- “This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh. Any questions?”
- “Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?”
- “Toward what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?”
- “What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on mathematics.”
- “Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?”
- “It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I’d be overqualified.”
- “You’ll have to excuse me — your presence excites me beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse.”
- “Veni, vidi, va-va-voom!”
- “You must be tired, because you’ve been running quadratic equations through my mind all night.”
- “That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes.”
- “According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be making love right now.”
- “If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take umbrage?”
- “I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus.”
- “Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like ’em dumb and strong!”
- “By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size — I know that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are,
And the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line…
- “Baby, I’ll have you barking like a canis familiaris.”
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CREDITS
Selected from 176 submissions from 65 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 1, 3, 12 (3rd #1 / Hat trick!)
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 2
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 4
- Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 5
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 6
- William Gray, San Jose, CA — 6
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 7
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN — 8
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 8
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 9
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 10
- Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 11
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 12, Banner Tag
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 13
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 14, 16
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 15, Topic
- Radiohead, London, England — Ambience
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