Halloween Pick-Up Lines

The list for October 29, 2020 Boo! The Top 14 Halloween Pick-Up Lines "Hey, sexy cop! You sure look arresting tonight." "So what do you think of my Naked Pedestrian costume?" "Hello, Sister. Now THAT is what I call a nasty habit."...

Rejected Names for a COVID Vaccine

The list for October 15, 2020 Do not inject anally. The Top 16 Rejected Namesfor a COVID Vaccine Antihoaxamine Placebonol Badsidefex Cha-ching-a-trix I Can’t Believe It’s Not Vetted! Vitamin Conspira-C Hamberder Helper Pence’s Own Pandemmonium...

Secret Service Agent Pet Peeves

The list for October 8, 2020 Warning: This list is unsafe to drink The Top 16 Secret Service AgentPet Peeves Taking a bullet from a Russian spy, then finding out that you have to declare it as a gift from a foreign government. Unlike the Men in Black, you have no cool...

Sketchy Fast Food Restaurants

The list for September 24, 2020 Now Fauci-approved! The Top 25 Sketchy Fast Food Restaurants McBowel’s Shank Shack Dominitrix’s Pizza Burper King Dairy Queef Popeye’s Louisiana Prison Gonzo’s Goat Teets Spunkin’ Donuts Donner Party Pizza...

Pet Peeves of Voice-Over Actors

The list for September 4, 2020 Featuring Post Malone on tympani NOTE FROM CHRIS: Every now and then, my good friend David H. Lawrence XVII (who played Eric Doyle the Puppet Master in “Heroes”) releases a series of free voice-over training videos, and...

Movies About 2020

The list for September 2, 2020 Contains substances known to cause laughter The Top 32 Movies About 2020 M*A*S*K Apocalypse Now. And Next Week. And the Week After… The Neverending Worry Raging Bullshit The Postman Never Rings at All Coronal Knowledge The Bad, the...