The list for February 14, 2013
The Top 20 Valentine’s
Cards From Famous People
Cards From Famous People
- Bill Murray: Bill you Murray me?
- Sacha Baron Cohen: I have Sacha crush on you.
- Nadya Suleman: You octo be my baby!
- Ted Nugent: Shoot, Valentine, I’ve been hunting for you!
- Rihanna: Without you, I’m just blue. But WITH you, I’m blue and purple and bleeding, my love!
- Alec Baldwin: Alec you *so* much.
- Harrison Ford: Take my Han so neither of us is Solo on Valentine’s Day.
- O.J. Simpson: Give me one more stab at love.
- John Boehner: I’d cry tears of joy if you’ll be my Valentine; …or tears of sadness otherwise. Either way, there’s definitely going to be tears involved.
- Samuel L. Jackson: Happy Motherf$#kin’ Valentine’s Day, Motherf$#ker.
- Charlie Sheen: It’s not a winning Valentine’s Day unless I’ve Sheen you naked.
- Lindsay Lohan: Valentine, you make me crazy. Well, crazier.
- Chris Brown: Let me beat you — to the punch, with a Valentine!
- Pope Benedict XVI: Will you be mine? Pope springs eternal!
- Lance Armstrong: Valentine, you enhance me.
- Kim Kardashian: I wanna ass you to be my Valentine.
- Tom Cruise: Hey, good-looking, want to take a Cruise? (Valid only after the prospective love interest has passed the authorized pre-screening process and signed the requisite forms in the presence of Mr. Cruise and no less than three attorneys.)
- Dick Cheney: Being without you is sheer torture.
- Jamie Foxx: Girl, I’m not a guy who "makes love" — I’m one who Foxx.
And the Number 1 Valentine’s Card From a Famous Person…
- Justin Bieber: Roses are red, violets are blue; I love you, baby, but I got no pubes.
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CREDITS
Selected from 75 submissions from 27 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 1, 11 (32nd #1)
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 2
- Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 3
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 4
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 5, 14
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 6
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 7
- Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 8
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — 9, 13
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 10, 16
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 12
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 15
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 17, 19
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA — 18
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 20
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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