The list for September 4, 1997
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Vacation Report From Italy
(#2 in a series)

I’m still in Venice, and still attending the Venice Film Festival, but things have
taken a dramatic turn. I learned on Tuesday that Mira Sorvino has just arrived to
promote the film, “Mimic”, which is showing here. My new mission: Find Mira!
More from Venice later…

*Must find Mira… Must find Mira… Must find Mira…*

The Top 15 Upcoming Books
From Public Figures

  1. Larry King — “7 Wives for …Me!”

  2. Anonymous — “How I Cheated the Teamsters”

  3. Keyshawn Johnson — “Let Me Clarify: ONLY When I’m Looking and NOT at My Groin.”

  4. Gallagher — “Smashing Watermelons and Other Stuff That I Swear to God Is Really Funny”

  5. Frank Gifford — “Living Without Testicles”

  6. Marcel Marceau — ” ”

  7. Chelsea Clinton — “The Best Colleges that are More than 2000 Miles Away from Your Parents”

  8. Dr. Jack Kevorkian — “I’m Okay, You’re Dead”

  9. Michael Jackson — “Sorta Off-White Like Me”

  10. Waldo — “Where’s Me? A Memoir”

  11. Bill Clinton — “Women are from Venus, Bribes are from China”

  12. Paula Jones — “Small-Town Spunk & Hair Spray: My Story”

  13. Newt Gingrich — “Not Quite as Fat and Somewhat Less of An Idiot than Rush Limbaugh”

  14. Pamela Anderson Lee and Tommy Lee — “Huked on Foniks”
And the Number 1 Upcoming Book From Public Figures…

  1. Bill Clinton — “Chicken Soup and a Jumbo Side of Cheese Fries for the Soul”
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CREDITS
Selected from 125 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN — 1, 14 (4th #1)
  • Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 2
  • David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 3
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 4
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 5, Banner Tag
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 6
  • Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 7
  • Don Horton, Sacramento, CA — 8
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 9, 15
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 10
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 11
  • Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY — 12
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 13
  • Jay Allen, Long Beach, CA — Topic
  • Bob Seger, Detroit, MI — Ambience
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