Tweets to Send Out Posthumously

The list for February 27, 2013

“A modern-day jazz standard!” – DownBeat Magazine

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

A free service called Dead Social will schedule
posthumous Facebook posts, Twitter tweets and even
LinkedIn posts to go out after someone has died.

The Top 15 Tweets to Send Out Posthumously

15. Booooooring! #heaven
    

14. Hey! I can see my house from up here!
    

13. My effing ex-wife did it. #lastwordmyass
    

12. To Whom It May Concern: That porn was not mine; I was holding it for a friend.
    

11. It’s a scam — angels EAT people!
    

10. Having another rottin’ day. RICLMAO!
    

9. John Belushi and Amy Winehouse appear to have really hit it off. Often. In public. #notsureifheavenorhell
   

8. Is it too late to rescind my Organ Donor status?
   

7. Could someone pump up the A/C? Don’t wanna defrost. Thx. #WaltDisney
   

6. Skynryd said you’d gimme *three* steps. #thxlindalou
   

5. Who says I never finished anything?
   

4. Everyone here looks just like Elvis. And not the hot 1950’s Elvis — the slumped-on-the-toilet-turning-purple Elvis.
   

3. Excuse me, Academy. I died, too, you a-holes! #AndyGriffith
   

2. I still say that lions make great pets.

And the Number 1 Tweet to Send Out Posthumously…

1. Whatever you do, don’t order the Death By Chocolate dessert!

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CREDITS

Selected from 68 submissions from 25 contributors.

Today’s list authors were:

• Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 1 (21st #1)
• Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 2
• Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 3, 7
• Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 4, 5
• Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 6, 8
• Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 7
• Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 9
• Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA — 10
• Kim Moser, New York, NY — 11
• Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 12
• Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 13
• Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 14
• Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan — 15
• Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
• Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor

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