The list for November 14, 1997
The Top 15 Topics Guaranteed to Get
The Top 5 List in Hot Water
(Part II)
The Top 5 List in Hot Water
(Part II)
- Celebrities We Wish Had Flown with John Denver
- Skeletons in Mother Theresa’s Closet
- Homoerotic Militia Groups
- New Addresses & Identities of Relocated Mob Informants and CIA Undercover Operatives
- Ways the Ku Klux Klan Would Be Different if Ellen DeGeneres Were Grand Wizard
- Reasons Pizza-Faced, No-Life Hackers Could Never Penetrate the Mighty Website Security Protocols at Topfive.com
- Reasons Breasts are More Important than Brains
- Ways Madonna Is Different from *The* Madonna
- Ways to Taunt Crips & Bloods
- Celebrities You Just *Know* are Pedophiles
- Recipes for Dog
- Home Medical Experiments to Perform on Cute Little Bunny Rabbits
- Signs Scientology is a Huge, Stinking Load of Crap
- Things Allah Did on His Vegas Vacation
And the Number 1 Topic Guaranteed to Get The Top 5 List in Hot Water…
- Sexual Fetishes of Windows Sources Executives
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CREDITS
Selected from 210 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 1 (4th #1)
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 1 (4th #1)
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 2
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 3
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 4, 6
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 7
- Gayle Ehrenman, New York, NY — 8
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 9, 14
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 10, 12
- Jay Allen, Long Beach, CA — 11
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 12
- Denis Rubin, Los Angeles, CA — 13
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR — 15
- Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL — Topic
- David Hoffmann, Fort Worth, TX — Banner Tag
- Talkings Heads, New York, NY — Ambience
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