Topics Guaranteed to Get the Top 5 List in Hot Water (Part II)

The list for November 14, 1997
The Top 15 Topics Guaranteed to Get
The Top 5 List in Hot Water
(Part II)

  1. Celebrities We Wish Had Flown with John Denver

  2. Skeletons in Mother Theresa’s Closet

  3. Homoerotic Militia Groups

  4. New Addresses & Identities of Relocated Mob Informants and CIA Undercover Operatives

  5. Ways the Ku Klux Klan Would Be Different if Ellen DeGeneres Were Grand Wizard

  6. Reasons Pizza-Faced, No-Life Hackers Could Never Penetrate the Mighty Website Security Protocols at Topfive.com

  7. Reasons Breasts are More Important than Brains

  8. Ways Madonna Is Different from *The* Madonna

  9. Ways to Taunt Crips & Bloods

  10. Celebrities You Just *Know* are Pedophiles

  11. Recipes for Dog

  12. Home Medical Experiments to Perform on Cute Little Bunny Rabbits

  13. Signs Scientology is a Huge, Stinking Load of Crap

  14. Things Allah Did on His Vegas Vacation
And the Number 1 Topic Guaranteed to Get The Top 5 List in Hot Water…

  1. Sexual Fetishes of Windows Sources Executives
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CREDITS
Selected from 210 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 1 (4th #1)
  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 1 (4th #1)
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 2
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 3
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 4, 6
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 7
  • Gayle Ehrenman, New York, NY — 8
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 9, 14
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 10, 12
  • Jay Allen, Long Beach, CA — 11
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 12
  • Denis Rubin, Los Angeles, CA — 13
  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR — 15
  • Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL — Topic
  • David Hoffmann, Fort Worth, TX — Banner Tag
  • Talkings Heads, New York, NY — Ambience
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