The list for November 13, 1997
The Top 17 Topics Guaranteed to Get
The Top 5 List in Hot Water
(Condemned version)
The Top 5 List in Hot Water
(Condemned version)
- Reasons to Sodomize Newborn Babies (How’s *THAT* for starting off with a bang? — CW)
- Police Uses for Toilet Plungers
- Mean Pranks to Play on Ronald Reagan
- Federal Buildings Someone Really Ought to Blow Up
- Favorite Papal Intercourse Positions
- Signs that Jews Really Do Control Absolutely Everything in the World, Including This List
- Endings for a Limerick Which Begins “A Girl Scout Troop Based in Nantucket”
- Jesus Christ Pick-Up Lines
- Signs the Window Sources Editor Has a Tofu Burrito Shoved Up His Ass Sideways
- Sexual Fantasies Involving Princess Diana – Dead Or Alive
- People Who Could Make Fred Goldman Rich by Killing His Other Children
- Punchlines from the Vietnam War
- Signs a Girl Scout is on the Rag
- Believable Explanations for Your Wife’s Black Eyes
- Songs that Would Be Funnier if You Replaced the Word “You” with “Jew”
- Euphemisms for Anal Sex
And the Number 1 Topic Guaranteed to Get The Top 5 List in Hot Water…
- Reasons Louise Woodward Should Be Drawn and Quartered Like the Unrepentant Baby-Killer She Is
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CREDITS
Selected from 210 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 1 (6th #1)
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 2 (Hall of Famer)
- Troy Roberson, Birmingham, AL — 3, Topic
- Denis Rubin, Los Angeles, CA — 4
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 5
- William Gray, San Jose, CA — 6
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 7 (Hall of Famer)
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 8
- Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY — 8, 14
- Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 9
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 10 (Hall of Famer)
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 11
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 12 (Hall of Famer)
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 13
- Natasha Filipovic, New York, NY — 15
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 16
- David Hyatt, New York, NY — 17
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — Banner Tag
- Ministry, wherever the fuck they live — Ambience
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
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