The list for March 10, 1997
The Top 15 Things You’ll Never
Hear at a Star Trek Convention
Hear at a Star Trek Convention
- “Will the owner of the red Porsche 911, license plate ‘STUDMFN’, please turn your headlights off?”
- “Does this Star Fleet Academy uniform make me look fat?”
- “Make it so, Baby, make it so.”
- “It’s pointless to compare the original crew to the Next Generation, since they’re only fictional characters anyway.”
- “I dunno, sometimes I wonder if the show was really deserving of all this attention.”
- “Kirk, Picard… what’s the difference, they’re both losers. I’ll take Will Robinson and Dr. Smith any day.”
- “I got laid last night!”
- “Look! It’s Eddie Murphy!”
- “You’re nuts. Swimming is by far the hardest part of any Iron Man Triathlon.”
- “Oooh, Girlfriend — Just look at all these hunks! Set your phaser for ‘Love!'”
- “If you think the brie’s good, you should try the salmon pate.”
- “To Wong Fu, thanks for everything, Patrick Stewart.”
- “Dammit, Jim — I’m a has-been actor, not an autograph-signer!”
- “Jim Beam me up, Scotty.”
And the Number 1 Thing You’ll Never Hear at a Star Trek Convention…
- “Hey, guys, how ’bout we finish this conversation over a beer at the topless bar?”
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CREDITS
Selected from 146 submissions from 56 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 1 (4th #1)
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC — 2
- Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA — 3
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA — 4
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 5, 10
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 6
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 6
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 7
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 8
- Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT — 9
- Chris Gleason, Germantown, MD — 9
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 9, 12
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 10
- Kate d’Oliveira, Ft. Lauderdale, FL — 10
- Craig Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 10
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 11
- David Hyatt, New York, NY — 13
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 14
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 15
- Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada — 15
- Jeremy Silber, Lexington, MA — Topic
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