Things Postal Workers Can Do With Their Extra Day Off

The list for February 8, 2013

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

The US Postal Service announced that
starting in August, it will no longer
offer delivery service on Saturdays.

The Top 16 Things Postal Workers
Can Do With Their Extra Day Off

fantasize about chasing dogs
haphazardly smash a bunch of magazines into a tiny shoebox prior to giving them a read
while away the hours playing Disgruntled Birds
brighten the lives of the homeless by delivering them some Valpak coupons, credit card applications and offers for free trials of Proactiv
that’s an additional 52 days a year to visit gun shows
clip mom’s toenails
Froot Loops and Looney Tunes, just like everyone else’s Saturdays
finally enjoy some of those Netflix customer returns they’ve been hoarding
keep Shabbos
drop their kids off for playdates at the wrong houses
get the weekly PED-loaded blood transfusion and train to help the USPS team reclaim dominance of the Tour de France
cash stolen income tax refund checks before they expire
daylong bender at Cheers with Normy
indulge the dark side with a little drunken joyriding armed with a baseball bat
knock up the wives of working FedEx drivers

And the Number 1 Thing Postal Workers Can Do With Their Extra Day Off…

CREDITS

Selected from 73 submissions from 27 contributors.

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