The list for March 3, 1997
The Top 15 Things Overheard
in the Lincoln Bedroom
in the Lincoln Bedroom
- “Hon, do you have any change… the ‘Magic Fingers’ only takes hundreds.”
- “Dammit Dole, stay with your tour group!”
- “Come on, baby! Emancipate me! Right here! Right now!”
- “So, the leader of the free world can’t get friggin’ cable?!?”
- “Couldn’t they find another room to put Sock’s litter box in?”
- “I’m sorry — I guess I’m just nervous with that Secret Service guy watching us.”
- “Bad dreams or not, Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to get back to your own bed!”
- “Hello, Mr. Yeltsin? Do you have Prince Albert in a can?”
- “Is that a stovepipe hat under your robe or are you just glad to see me?”
- “Meee-eeee aaaa-aand Mrs… Mrs Jones, Mrs Jones, Mrs Jones…”
- “Room service? More egg rolls, please.”
- “Look, Honey, I found a copy of ‘Playboy’s Girls of the Civil War’ under the mattress!”
- “What was that, four score and seven *seconds*?”
- “Hurry up, fer Christsake, Mary! I gotta abolish slavery in the morning!”
And the Number 1 Thing Overheard in the Lincoln Bedroom…
- “Mrs. Roosevelt, are you’re trying to seduce me?”
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CREDITS
Selected from 116 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Paul Seaburn, Houston, TX — 1, 5 (3rd #1)
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 2 (Rookie!)
- Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY — 3
- Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 4
- Bob Mader, Knoxville TN — 6
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 7, 13
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 8
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 9, 15, Topic
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 10
- Don Horton, Sacramento, CA — 11
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 11
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 12
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 12
- Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 12
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 13
- Marianne Tatom, Austin, TX — 13
- George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 13
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 14
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 15
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 15
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 15
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