The list for February 25, 2013
The Top 13 Things Overheard at the Oscars
- "Meh. Jennifer Lawrence’s fall wasn’t nearly as far as Lindsay Lohan’s."
- "Maybe times have changed since I was in movies, but are you telling me a *corn starch* just won Best Picture?"
- "’Frankenweenie’ is that porno starring John Bobbitt, right?"
- "Tell those Eagles fans in the upper deck to quit throwing batteries onto the stage every time ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ doesn’t win."
- "Y’know, that ‘Les Miserables’ would make a great Broadway play."
- "Look, they already gave Kathryn Bigelow an Oscar for divorcing James Cameron. This time her work needs to stand on it’s own."
- "WTF? I thought it was spelled ‘Linkin.’"
- "Wait, the little girl lived in ‘The Bathtub’? That’s like the anti-Whitney Houston story."
- "So ‘Life of Pi’ isn’t a biography of Pavarotti?"
- "Word has it Jennifer Lawrence shot some sound guy with a crossbow during rehearsals, so PAY ATTENTION."
- "Too bad the only nipple slip was Alec Baldwin’s."
- "Those djackasses djilted Django — what a djoke!"
And the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Oscars…
- "Great! I go to the trouble of bringing my George Foreman Grill and there’s not a single meat dress!"
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CREDITS
Selected from 49 submissions from 20 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Travis Ruetenik, Hiroshima, Japan — 1 (28th #1)
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 2, 7, 10 (Hat trick!)
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 3
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC — 4
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 4
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 5, 11
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 6
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 8
- Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 9
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 12
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 13
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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