Things Overheard at HempFest

The list for August 21, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Thousands of people last weekend attended the annual
HempFest three-day marijuana festival in Seattle.
This year’s event was part victory celebration
after the recent legalization of pot in the state.
The Top 15 Things Overheard at HempFest

  1. "I missed the first two days because I got high at home and stayed on the couch watching Spongebob."

  2. "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for some Maryjane today."

  3. "Check it out, dude: Let’s turn the Space Needle into the World’s Biggest Bong!"

  4. "In the category of Best Stoner Movie, the Cheech and Chong goes to…"

  5. "I’d like a double-cannabis, half-caf, mocha whip with cinnamon and a Twinkie in it."

  6. "I’m totally entering the ‘Talk Like Jeff Spicoli’ contest."

  7. "So tell me this: If it’s a gateway drug, why ain’t it legal in St. Louis?"

  8. "I’m suddenly PRO second-hand smoke."

  9. "I heard Phish will perform later on." "Good! I can only listen to them stoned."

  10. "Seriously, does ANYONE remember where we parked?"

  11. "Judging from the name tags, Bud is a much more popular name than I ever suspected."

  12. "OK, you’re the mayor of Toronto. Whatever. Just pass the blunt, lardass."

  13. "I’m so glad we’re finally recognizing the least-known of the Three Stooges."

  14. "Wanna get lucky with a Woody Harrelson impersonator?"
And the Number 1 Thing Overheard at HempFest…

  1. "Sorry, but it’s just not the same without the element of paranoia."
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CREDITS
Selected from 87 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 1, 14 (18th #1)
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 2
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 3, 5
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 3
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 3
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — 3
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 4
  • Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 5, 12
  • Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 6
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 7
  • Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 8
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 9
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 10
  • Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 11
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 13
  • Doug Finney, Houston, TX — 15
  • Randy Pan, Sulphur, LA — 15
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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