The list for March 24, 1998
The Top 16 Things Overheard
at After-Oscar Parties
at After-Oscar Parties
- “Look out, Scientologist at four o’clock!”
- “So who was that topless woman, and just what the hell does ‘Leo-Bomb’ mean, anyway?”
- “I don’t know about the Best Movie award tonight, but upstairs some people are enjoying a Spike Lee Joint that’s a REAL winner.”
- “Hide your checkbooks. Costner’s here!”
- “Hey, Leonardo! Is that a pencil in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
- “I may be 87 years old, but I can still drink *your* sorry ass under the table, Sonny!”
- “Hey, no kids in here!!! …Oh, sorry, Mr. DiCaprio.”
- “Sure, sure — I remember you from Home Alone, kid. Just park my Benz in a good spot.”
- “Waiter, Mr. Reynolds’ hair is in my soup.”
- “Psst. Which syringe do I use to shoot-up during salad?”
- “Oh my God, she’s wearing the same implants I am!!”
- “Sure, thousands of women just begging to let me sketch them nude, but not Judy Dench. No! Billion dollar teen heart-throb not good enough for Dame friggin’ Judy!”
- “Knockwurst, Mr. Wahlberg?”
- “Waiter, where’s the restroom? I’ve got a full Monty.”
- “I thought you had ‘Best Portrayal of Innocence’ all sewn up, Mr. President, but I guess that Woodward girl just wanted it more.”
And the Number 1 Thing Overheard at After-Oscar Parties…
- “Mom! Woody Allen’s humping my leg!”
.
CREDITS
Selected from 101 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 1, 6 (15th #1)
- William Gray, San Jose, CA — 2, 7
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 3
- Jennifer Markes, West Hollywood, CA — 4
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 5, 8
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 8, Topic
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 9
- Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 10
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA — 11
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 12
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 13, 14
- Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 15
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 16
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — Banner Tag
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — RU list name
- Oscar Peterson, New York, NY — Ambience
T5Mar2498.shtml
