Things Not to Do at a Tea Party

The list for May 3, 1994
The Top 7 Things Not to Do at a Tea Party

  1. Do your Marty Feldman impression using deviled eggs as eyeballs.

  2. Insist on showing everyone your scars.

  3. When sipping tea, extend the middle finger.

  4. Pop in that “2 Live Crew” CD.

  5. Using goose liver pate’ and cream cheese, re-enact Richard Dreyfuss building the Devil’s Tower in “Close Encounters”.

  6. Place the caviar next to the aquarium.
And the Number 1 Thing Not to Do at a Tea Party…

  1. Two words: “Naked Twister”
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:

  • Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 1
  • Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 2, 3, 5, 7
  • Joshua Lam, San Diego, CA – 4
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 6
  • Gloria Monti, New Haven, CT – Topic
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