The list for May 3, 1994
The Top 7 Things Not to Do at a Tea Party
- Do your Marty Feldman impression using deviled eggs as eyeballs.
- Insist on showing everyone your scars.
- When sipping tea, extend the middle finger.
- Pop in that “2 Live Crew” CD.
- Using goose liver pate’ and cream cheese, re-enact Richard Dreyfuss building the Devil’s Tower in “Close Encounters”.
- Place the caviar next to the aquarium.
And the Number 1 Thing Not to Do at a Tea Party…
- Two words: “Naked Twister”
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 1
- Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 2, 3, 5, 7
- Joshua Lam, San Diego, CA – 4
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 6
- Gloria Monti, New Haven, CT – Topic
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