The list for August 5, 1996
The Top 15 Things Least Likely
to Be on Jesse Helms’ Web Site
to Be on Jesse Helms’ Web Site
- “Jesse’s Gay Chat Room – Y’all Come On Out!”
- “The RuPaul Fashion Page”
- “Click here for Jesse’s Fantasy Date with Jenny McCarthy”
- Fan letter from Susan Sarandon
- Any recipes that use the word “Shittake”
- A link to the Lesbian Non-Smokers Against Firearms web page
- Calendar of upcoming cross burnings
- Photo of Jesse attempting to organize a mosh pit during last Neil Diamond concert
- “Your Civil Rights as a Non-Christian, Non-White, Non-Male, Non-Citizen”
- “Jesse’s Favorite Soul Food Recipes”
- Two words: Prostate Cam
- “Louis Farrakhan’s Online Bow Tie Shop”
- “The Best Drugs for Doin’ the Nasty”
- A counter that says anything but, “You are visitor number 00000.”
And the Number 1 Thing Least Likely to Be on Jesse Helms’ Web Site…
- “This page funded in part by a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts.”
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CREDITS
Selected from 125 submissions by 35 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Norman Kenney, Carlsbad, CA — 1 (3rd #1)
- Peg Warner, Bangor, ME — 2
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — 3, 8
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 4
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 5
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 6
- Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 6
- Rebecca Smith, Dallas, TX — 7
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 8
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 9, Topic
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 10
- Matt Diamond, Holland, PA — 11
- Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 12
- Chris McKenna, Malibu, CA — 13
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 14
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 15
- Chris White, NY, NY — Listmeister
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