The list for March 4, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Former NBA star Dennis Rodman has made headlines
the last few days because he buddied around with
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un while on a trip
to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters —
making him the highest-profile American
to meet Kim since he took power in 2011.
the last few days because he buddied around with
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un while on a trip
to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters —
making him the highest-profile American
to meet Kim since he took power in 2011.
The Top 13 Things Dennis Rodman
Learned About North Korea
Learned About North Korea
- One of his tattoos is Korean and apparently translates as "I am a butthole fool."
- It’s a bitch to find bridal gowns for really tall men there.
- He and the North Korean leadership actually have a lot in common — banging Carmen Electra, for example.
- Tattoo parlors all have the same two lame choices — Kim’s face or the communist party logo.
- Their version of Madonna starred in "Desperately Seeking Nourishment."
- Kim Jong-un has better hair and is less of a maniacal tyrant than Donald Trump.
- Everyone he hung out with seemed to have more than enough food.
- People over there get really upset when it turns out there’s horse meat mixed in with their rat and chipmunk meat.
- 25-foot shots by American players, 3 points. Layups by North Korean dictators, 25 points.
- Throw a bucket of confetti on Communist Party member, get 15 years in a labor camp.
- Turns out Kimchi is NOT a Kardashian.
- Their barbershops have zero experience cutting lavender Afros.
And the Number 1 Thing Dennis Rodman Learned About North Korea…
- For a man who sticks dissidents in gulags, he’s got a really high approval rating.
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CREDITS
Selected from 96 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — 1 (35th #1)
- Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
- Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 3, 12
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 3
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 6
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 7, 13
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 8
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 9, 12
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 10
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 11
- Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 12
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 12
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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