The list for March 26, 1998
The Top 15 Things a 36-Year-Old Woman
Sees in a 14-Year-Old Boy
Sees in a 14-Year-Old Boy
- Can’t have a deep conversation about "Saved By the Bell" with anyone her own age.
- Can get him really drunk on half a beer.
- Shares her love of finding the perfect antique, then blowing it up with M-80s.
- Can still pull in a paycheck when she’s 75 and Social Security is down the tubes.
- Saves money by ordering from the "Guppy’s Menu" at participating Red Lobsters.
- Goodbye, frumpy housewife. Helllllloooooooo, Teacher Spice!!
- Chance to get a couple more proms under her belt.
- Only drinks too much with the boys when they’re running a lemonade stand.
- He may someday be the President — better get him before he gets her.
- Too old to have cooties, too young to have an STD.
- Not her first choice, mind you, but Mr. DiCaprio wasn’t available.
- They’re the polar opposite of the Energizer Bunny, if you know what I mean.
- Falls for that bit about her stretch marks being cool tattoos.
- Never has to worry about him screwin’ around with her Steve Miller Band 8-tracks.
- Can grab his hair during lovemaking without a lecture on the price of Rogaine.
And the Number 1 Thing a 36-Year-Old Woman Sees in a 14-Year-Old Boy…
- His Erector Set.
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CREDITS
Selected from 153 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 1 (6th #1)
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 2
- Jennifer Markes, West Hollywood, CA — 3, 11, Topic
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 4
- Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 4
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5, 14
- Boyd Johnson, San Diego, CA — 5
- Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada — 5
- Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 6
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 7
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong — 8 <
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 9
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 10
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 12
- Josh Fruhlinger, Oakland, CA — 13
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 13
- Annie Fisher, Philadelphia, PA — 15
- Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 16
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — Banner Tag
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — RU list name
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/moderator
- Jerry Lee Lewis, Ferriday, LA — Ambience
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