The list for April 16, 1998
The Top 16 Surprises in the
Final Episode of “Seinfeld”
Final Episode of “Seinfeld”
- 105-year-old Elaine recounts how Jerry’s apartment hit an iceberg.
- Jerry reveals to all that he, Paul Rieser and Richard Lewis are actually the same person.
- Mulder and Scully bust in to kill Kramer, who was sent here as part of a diabolical alien plot, but he’s already escaped to join the cast of “3rd Rock from the Sun.”
- Jerry wakes up next to Bob Newhart and realizes it was all just a dream.
- George awakens from a long nightmare to find Bobby Ewing in his shower.
- Bikini waxing accident leaves Elaine follically impaired. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
- George Michael guest stars as “Master Of His Domain.”
- Jerry finally accomplishes his goal of dating every single woman in NYC. His number is then retired into the rafters with Wilt Chamberlain’s.
- Everyone watches helplessly as the Soup Nazi invades Poland.
- George gets crushed by a falling beam at Yankee Stadium.
- Jerry, Kramer, George and Newman compare their nude sketches of Elaine.
- Newman goes postal — 8 dead, 14 wounded.
- A wacky new spin-off, “Minefield”, is born when Elaine introduces the gang to her pregnant “roommate”, played by the irrepressible Jodie Foster.
- Jerry’s hot new girlfriend tricks him into appearing with her on the “I’m dating a prissy, neurotic mama’s boy!” episode of Jenny Jones.
- Kramer shoots himself in the head mere moments after Jerry finally locks his front door.
And the Number 1 Surprise in the Final Episode of “Seinfeld”…
- Special surprise appearance by Shoshanna Lowenstein’s obstetrician.
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CREDITS
Selected from 121 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- David Hyatt, New York, NY — 1 (6th #1)
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, RU list name
- Gene Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT — 3
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 4
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 5, 10, 13 /
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5, 14
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 6, 10
- Eric Roth, New York, NY — 7, 12
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 8
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 9
- Michael Wolf, Brookline, MA — 10
- Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 11
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 12, 14
- Natasha Filipovic, New York, NY — 12, 16
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 12
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 12
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 13 /
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 13
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 13
- Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 13
- Annie Fisher, Philadelphia, PA — 15
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — Banner Tag
- Nearly 100 people — Topic
- The Maggies (again!), Northampton, MA — Ambience
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