Surprises in the “Dukes of Hazzard” Reunion Movie

The list for April 28, 1997

The Top 16 Surprises in the
“Dukes of Hazzard” Reunion Movie

Role of Daisy Duke played by none other than John Goodman.
Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane suddenly appears clever after hiring Deputy Vanatter.
General Lee, repossessed by Chrysler, is replaced with a rented Geo Prism.
In a shocking scene, we learn why Uncle Jesse’s CB handle was “Shepherd” and the Duke boys were known as “Lost Sheep.”
Due to a tragic mix-up, Flash ends up on the menu at the Boar’s Nest.
General Lee always has turn signal on & Bo can barely see over the wheel.
Luke’s father is actually Darth Vader.
Yikes! Daisy’s still wearing the same shorts, but she ain’t the same size!!
With the help of the Sierra Club, Uncle Jessie’s beard was declared a nature preserve, and now harbors four types of endangered species.
Prostate trouble makes climbing in and out of the General Lee a dicey proposition at best.
Long-lost cousin David Duke returns to run for mayor on “Family Values” ticket.
In a shocking plot twist, EVERYONE on the show admits to being a lesbian.
Pro golfer Fuzzy Zoeller makes his acting debut as the Sheriff.
Chilling scene of “Jaws of Life” prying open the General Lee after Wopat’s beer-gut gets jammed under the steering wheel.
The cliffhanger ending: Will “Cousin McVeigh” rat them out in Denver?

And the Number 1 Surprise in the “Dukes of Hazzard” Reunion Movie…

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Selected from 92 submissions from 32 contributors.

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