The list for April 4, 2013
The Top 20 Summer Blockbuster
Taglines We’d Like to See
Taglines We’d Like to See
- When every nun in the world suddenly explodes, there’s only one man to call.
- The sequel that exhausted Roman numerals!
- Flute or no flute, he’s going in!
- Death will not stop him from loving his girlfriend.
- This time, it’s personal… hygiene.
- Whitney Houston, we have a problem.
- It began as a video game, so you KNOW it’s exciting.
- All great trilogies come in fours.
- More explosions than a "Blazing Saddles" campfire!
- Time to drink the Kool-Aid again, fanboys!
- They needed a hero, but the sandwich shop closed EARLY!
- Because there’s always a chance Keira Knightley may be naked
- One priest, one rabbi, one duck. One weirdass journey to love.
- See your favorite celebrity gun control advocate fire thousands of rounds in slow-mo!
- The unholy offspring of an elevator pitch and a focus group!
- First, it was business. Then, it was personal. This time, it’s mostly personal, but with some business so that it can be written off.
- He was cool. She was hot. Together they were lukewarm.
- And you thought you wanted to kill yourself after "Les Mis"
- If adventure has a name… it’s Carrie Bradshaw.
And the Number 1 Summer Blockbuster Tagline We’d Like to See…
- The toys you fortysomethings played with as kids are now BLOWING SHIT UP!
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CREDITS
Selected from 90 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 1 (92nd #1)
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 2, 19
- Daina Schatz, New York, NY — 3
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 4
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 5, 9
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 6
- Gordon Sherman, San Antonio, TX — 7
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 8
- Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 10, 20
- John English, Orem, UT — 11
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 12
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 13
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 14
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 15
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 16
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 17, 18
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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