Summer Blockbuster Taglines We’d Like to See

The list for April 4, 2013
The Top 20 Summer Blockbuster
Taglines We’d Like to See

  1. When every nun in the world suddenly explodes, there’s only one man to call.

  2. The sequel that exhausted Roman numerals!

  3. Flute or no flute, he’s going in!

  4. Death will not stop him from loving his girlfriend.

  5. This time, it’s personal… hygiene.

  6. Whitney Houston, we have a problem.

  7. It began as a video game, so you KNOW it’s exciting.

  8. All great trilogies come in fours.

  9. More explosions than a "Blazing Saddles" campfire!

  10. Time to drink the Kool-Aid again, fanboys!

  11. They needed a hero, but the sandwich shop closed EARLY!

  12. Because there’s always a chance Keira Knightley may be naked

  13. One priest, one rabbi, one duck. One weirdass journey to love.

  14. See your favorite celebrity gun control advocate fire thousands of rounds in slow-mo!

  15. The unholy offspring of an elevator pitch and a focus group!

  16. First, it was business. Then, it was personal. This time, it’s mostly personal, but with some business so that it can be written off.

  17. He was cool. She was hot. Together they were lukewarm.

  18. And you thought you wanted to kill yourself after "Les Mis"

  19. If adventure has a name… it’s Carrie Bradshaw.
And the Number 1 Summer Blockbuster Tagline We’d Like to See…

  1. The toys you fortysomethings played with as kids are now BLOWING SHIT UP!
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CREDITS
Selected from 90 submissions from 33 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 1 (92nd #1)
  • David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 2, 19
  • Daina Schatz, New York, NY — 3
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 4
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 5, 9
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 6
  • Gordon Sherman, San Antonio, TX — 7
  • Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 8
  • Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 10, 20
  • John English, Orem, UT — 11
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 12
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 13
  • Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 14
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 15
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 16
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 17, 18
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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