Songs in “50 Shades! The Musical”

The list for May 1, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
The bestselling mommyporn novel “Fifty Shades of Grey”
has been turned into a musical: “50 Shades! The Musical.”

The plot, such as it is, has recent college grad (and
still a virgin!) Anastasia Steele falling in love with
billionaire Christian Grey, who introduces her to the
oh-so-titillating delights of mild bondage and S&M.

The Top 17 Songs in “50 Shades! The Musical”

  1. Some In-Chain-Tied Evening

  2. Can You Feel the Glove Tonight

  3. Beat My Guest

  4. If I Were Your Bitch, Man

  5. I Enjoy Kneeing a Girl

  6. Tied (In The Name Of Love)

  7. Sixteen Lashes Going on Seventeen

  8. I’ve Grown Accustomed to His Fist

  9. Maim

  10. Jesus Christ! Pubic Scars!

  11. I Screamed a Scream

  12. I’m Gonna Wash That Manbutter Outta My Hair

  13. Oh What a Beautiful Moaning

  14. *Do* Cry for Me Anastasia. Now! NOW!!!

  15. Spank-Heaven for Ligatured Girls

  16. Getting to Gnaw You
And the Number 1 Song in “50 Shades! The Musical”…

  1. Spanks on the Mammaries
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CREDITS
Selected from 88 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 1 (5th #1)
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 8
  • Dave Zobel, Manhattan Beach, CA — 2, 13 (Rookie!)
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 3
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 4
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — 4
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 5, 16
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 6
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 7, 15
  • Stephanie Landes, Findlay, OH — 7
  • Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 9
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 10, Topic
  • SarahJayne Bennett, London, England — 11, 17
  • Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 11
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 12
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 13
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 14
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 14
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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