The list for April 5, 1994
The Top 10 Signs You’re Watching
Too Much Television
Too Much Television
- You get personalized Christmas cards from Ted Turner.
- You name your children Bart and Lisa.
- You get the shakes when the Cable goes down.
- Home improvements consist of re-arranging the sofa cushions.
- You begin to consider eating potato chips a form of cannibalism.
- You nickname your remote control, “The Enterprise.”
- Your favorite meal is All-New Extra-Spicy Lasagna Flavor Hamburger Helper, with Jello for dessert.
- You’ve got a TV for each station.
- You replace the mirror above your bed with a TV.
And the Number 1 Sign You’re Watching Too Much Television…
- Two words – Barney Marathon!
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Jason Ratliff, Morehead, KY – 1, 6
- Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 2, 3, 5, 10, Topic
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 4, 9
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – 5
- Nancy Matus, San Diego, CA – 7
- Kirk Schneider, San Diego, CA – 8
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