The list for April 18, 1994
The Top 9 Signs You’re Losing Your Hair
- For Christmas, you get a flat piece of wood that says, “Hillbilly Hairbrush.”
- It’s getting hard to part your hair because your ear’s in the way.
- Three words: “Bald is Beautiful.”
- After a day outside, the top of your head starts to peel.
- Someone puts a “Bald Guys Do It Slicker” bumper sticker on your car.
- You have a standing weekly appointment with Roto Rooter to snake out your shower drain.
- You belong to the Hair Club For Men’s “Frequent Implant Program.”
- You find yourself thinking Curly was the most handsome Stooge.
And the Number 1 Sign You’re Losing Your Hair…
- The words “weave” and “rug” take on meanings that have absolutely nothing to do with arts and crafts.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Greg Bruno, San Diego, CA – 1, 3, 7
- Kirk Schneider, San Diego, CA – 2, 6
- Sue Heim, San Diego, CA – 4
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – 5
- Andrew Kornberg, St. Louis, MO – 8
- Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 9, Topic
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