The list for April 15, 1994
The Top 12 Signs Your Surgeon May Not Be Legit
- His gown opens in back, showing nothing but naked flesh.
- Uses a Ninja Turtles lunch box for a medical bag.
- Announces he *will* be using anesthesia — on himself.
- Diploma reads, “Acme Institute of Home Surgery.”
- Follows a chart that has a large red arrow saying, “Begin here”.
- Says the word “oops!” a lot.
- Two words: “Doogie Howser”
- Refers to Gray’s Anatomy with alarming frequency.
- Touches up scalpel with knife sharpener before the incision.
- Wears Platex Living Gloves to operate because they’re “so thin he can pick up a dime”.
- Screams, “Prostate check! Ok, Buddy, feet out and spread ’em!”
And the Number 1 Sign Your Surgeon May Not Be Legit…
- Tells you to take off your clothes, puts on a Sinatra record.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 1, 5, Topic
- Greg Bruno, San Diego, CA – 2, 9
- Brad Smith, San Diego, CA – 2, 11
- Sue Heim, San Diego, CA – 3 (Rookie!)
- Paul Henne, Baltimore, MD – 4
- Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 6
- Jason Ratliff, Morehead, KY – 7, 10
- Vickie Neilson, San Diego, CA – 8, 12 (Rookie!)
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – 9
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