Signs Your Refrigerator May Need Cleaning

The list for April 20, 1994
The Top 10 Signs Your Refrigerator
May Need Cleaning

  1. One too many visits from the Environmental Protection Agency.

  2. Space aliens are claiming all rights to the contents of it.

  3. You haven’t had to buy penicillin in years.

  4. You could swear you heard something move in there.

  5. No room for body parts.

  6. You don’t remember buying that green cotton candy.

  7. Your cheeselog has become a Chia Pet.

  8. One glass of grape juice and you’re hammered!

  9. Cottage cheese or guacamole? You make the call!
And the Number 1 Sign Your Refrigerator May Need Cleaning…

  1. Your milk carton has a photo of the Lindbergh baby.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:

  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 1, 3
  • Steve Maybo, San Diego, CA – 2
  • Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 4
  • Chris White, San Diego, CA – 4
  • Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 5
  • Paul Henne, somewhere in MD – 6, 7, topic
  • Gloria Monti, New Haven, CT – 6
  • Sue Heim, San Diego, CA – 8
  • Niels Ole Jensen, Denmark – 9 (Rookie!)
  • Jason Ratliff, Morehead, KY – 10
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