The list for May 2, 1994
The Top 5 Signs Your New In-Laws
Are Going to Be Difficult
Are Going to Be Difficult
- Your father-in-law sees your Lexus and asks, “Where’s the gun rack, Bubba?”
- They install a 1-800 line for your spouse to “keep in touch.”
- Your mother-in-law takes you aside to talk about the birds and the bees.
- They all talk about you in a foreign language.
- The family portrait is on display at the Post Office.
- Your fiance’ looks better next to his mother than he does next to you.
- Everyone calls your father-in-law, “GodFather.”
- They’re thrilled because someone finally married outside of the family.
- Three words: “Elvis Fan Club.”
And the Number 1 Sign Your New In-Laws Are Going to Be Difficult…
- That shrine to Charles Manson in their living room.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 1, 7, 9
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – 2, 10, Topic
- Steve Maybo, San Diego, CA – 3,
- Andrew Kornberg, St Louis, MO – 4, 8
- Gloria Monti, New Haven, CT – 5
- Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 6
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