The list for June 8, 1994
The Top 17 Signs Your Grandparents
Are Becoming Senile
Are Becoming Senile
- Continuously confuse North Korea with South Korea or North Vietnam.
- Grandma mistakenly wears dentures on her ears and hoop earrings in her mouth.
- Driveway constantly blocked by passing planes they wave in for a landing.
- Sex-filled hours of soap operas are still referred to as “My Stories.”
- Granddad suddenly has the hots for the croquet set.
- Formerly benign rumblings of “them damn foreigners” result in brick through windshield of neighbor’s VW.
- Continuously trying to use the TV remote to turn on the microwave.
- Always blowing Social Security checks on weed.
- Willard Scott alerts FBI after Grandma threatens him for refusing to show her picture, even though she’s only 98.
- Start to plan their Sunday nights around “Murder She Wrote.”
- Refer to each other as ‘Roy’ and ‘Dale’, and keep asking if you’ve seen Trigger.
- Always wearing their Depends backwards, shouting “Daddy Mack’ll make ya Jump! Jump!”
- Old Spice refered to as “that cologne them kids are wearing.”
- Suspicious calls on phone bill to 976-DODDERING.
- Confused the DentuCream with Preparation-H again.
- Three words: prune juice keggers!
And the Number 1 Sign Your Grandparents Are Becoming Senile…
- What was the question?
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Michael Wolf, Bronx, NY – 1
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL – 2, 10 (Rookie!)
- Ken Shinodo, Keizer, OR – 3, 11
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, ? – 4, 13, 15 (Rookie!)
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC – 5, 9, 14, 16
- Eric Schmidt – 6, 12 (Rookie!)
- Roger Ciotti – 7
- Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 8
- Steve Maybo, San Diego, CA – 11
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – 17, Topic
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