The list for June 8, 1998
The Top 16 Signs Your Favorite
TV Character Smokes Pot
TV Character Smokes Pot
- During stand-up routine, Jerry cracks first joke about nothing and proceeds to laugh uncontrollably for 22 minutes.
- He stays in his basement office, always babbling about aliens and conspiracies, and completely ignores his gorgeous red-headed female partner.
- This Urkel guy is surprisingly funny. (Oops! That’s a sign *I’ve* been smoking pot.)
- Tim’s project this week on “Home Improvement?” How to turn $3 worth of PVC piping into a monster bong.
- Has new theme song: “I love you, you love me. Let’s get nekkid and smoke some weed.”
- The interns are starting to refer to him as “Doobie Howser, MD.”
- Tim McCarver is screaming from the booth for the baseball game to “slow down!”
- Every Sunday, Andy’s doin’ the same damn topic: “Didja Ever Wonder Why Potato Chips Taste So Good?”
- Overcome by the munchies, the Coyote finally quits chasing the Roadrunner and heads to 7-11 for a burrito.
- Old catchphrase, “Oh my God! They killed Kenny!” now replaced with “Bummer, dude.”
- Dr. Green and Dr. Ross call for “Doritos to Trauma 3, stat!”
- Sherman and Mr. Peabody are frolicking in 1865, but the Wayback Machine’s not even plugged in.
- Star of special refuses to submit urine sample in “You’re Suspended, Charlie Brown!”
- Samantha’s so stoned, she doesn’t even realize they switched Darrens on her.
- Three Words: “Suddenly Shit-Faced”
And the Number 1 Signs Your Favorite TV Character Smokes Pot…
- “Willlllbur, I need some papers.”
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CREDITS
Selected from 100 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Ken Shinodo, Keizer, OR — 1 (4th #1)
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 2
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 3, Topic
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 4, 16
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 5
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 5
- Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI — 6, 11
- Andrew Hicks, somewhere in Missouri — 7 (Rookie!)
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 9, 11, 12
- Martell Stroup, Boston, MA — 10
- Jim Key, Garland, TX — 12
- Tom Bestor, Oakland, CA — 13
- Gerard McDonald, New Haven, CT — 14
- Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 15
- Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 15
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — Banner Tag
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — RU List Name
- Puff Daddy, New York, NY — Ambience
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