The list for October 6, 1997
The Top 15 Signs Your Coworker Didn’t
Strictly Observe the Jewish Holiday
Strictly Observe the Jewish Holiday
- Telltale mouse ears on his new “yarmulke.”
- Sun-worshipping appears to be the only thing accomplished that was even remotely religious.
- Thinks that the Torah is something you wear to a frat party.
- Comes back wearing a “Club Med: The Sea may be Dead, but not the night life!” T-shirt.
- You happen to know there are no High Holy Days services at Santa Anita Racetrack.
- Kareem in Accounting keeps calling it “Yom Shakur.”
- As far as you know, circumcisions don’t “grow back.”
- Doesn’t know the difference between Hebrew and home brew.
- She’s complaining that Kathie Lee isn’t really on all Carnival Cruises.
- Claims he was observing “Chaka Khan.”
- Menorah on his desk displays three sleeves’ worth of golf balls.
- Thinks “Rosh Hashanah” is a song by The Knack.
- His yarmulke has two cans of beer and a drinking straw.
- “And if the rabbi sees his shadow when he comes out of the temple, there’ll be four more months of summer.”
And the Number 1 Sign Your Co-Worker’s Didn’t Strictly Observe the Jewish Holiday…
- Took off all of *last* month for Ramadan.
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CREDITS
Selected from 130 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 1 (6th #1)
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 2
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 3
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 4
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 5
- Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 6
- Barbara McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI — 7
- Martell Stroup, Reno, NV — 8
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 9
- Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY — 10
- Denis Rubin, Los Angeles, CA — 11
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 12
- Jennifer O. Gall, Los Angeles, CA — 13
- Steve Maybo, Carlsbad, CA — 14
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 15
- Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 15
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 15
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — Topic
- Patrick New, Chicago IL — Topic Re-Wording
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — Banner Tag
- Anything but Guns ‘N’ Roses — Ambience
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