The list for April 6. 1994
The Top 12 Signs Your Clergyman
Has a Certain “Problem”
Has a Certain “Problem”
- Tries to start a new trend with tie-dyed collars.
- Tells you he’s from a local college which is doing a “sex survey.”
- Little boys are staying extra long in the confessionals.
- Has his desk moved to “the little boys’ room.”
- Sings “I love you, you love me…” during the sermon.
- Wants everyone to call him Beelzebub.
- Thinks “Amazing Grace” is a girl he knew in high school.
- Drinks frequently from flask of “holy water”.
- Takes the youth choir to the Mustang Ranch.
- Starts wearing his collar south of the beltline.
- Replaces Wednesday’s Bingo night with Nun Mud Wrestling.
And the Number 1 Sign Your Clergyman Has a Certain “Problem”…
- Insists on playing his armpits while the choir sings.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Dustin Combs, Morehead, KY – 1, 6 (Rookie!)
- Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 2, 7, 12
- Greg Bruno, San Diego, CA – 3
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 4, 9, 11, Topic
- Jason Ratliff, Morehead, KY – 5
- Andrew Kornberg, St. Louis, MO – 8
- Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 10 (Rookie!)
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