The list for October 31, 1996
The Top 17 Signs You Work With a Werewolf
- Still hasn’t forgiven Michael J. Fox for “Teen Wolf.”
- Newly installed keg of Nair in men’s room.
- Her Wolfman Jack impression is eerily authentic.
- Five o’clock shadow appears around 8:30 am.
- Only *guy* you know who circles several days a month in red on his desk calendar.
- Says, “Great job on the Hanrahan account!” and then humps your leg.
- Domino’s guy asks, “who ordered the large Cheese and Raw Beef Special?”
- Adamantly refuses to drink Coors Light.
- In lieu of annual bonus, prefers a good scratching behind the ears.
- Suddenly sports a beard when mooned at office holiday party.
- Water cooler conversations always end with talk of “kickin’ Ol’ Yellar’s ass.”
- “Severance pay” has taken on a whole new meaning lately.
- Vending machine always out of Milk Bones.
- Your sarcastic little “Bite me!” nets you 12 stitches.
- Always calls in sick with “mange.”
- Coughs up a hairball during morning staff meeting.
And the Number 1 Sign You Work With a Werewolf…
- Has more hair on his back than you’ve got on your head, and he’s NOT ED ASNER!
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CREDITS
Selected from 131 submissions by 42 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Craig Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 1 (2nd #1)
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 2
- Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY — 3
- Dee Anne Phillips, Shreveport, LA — 4
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5, 8
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 5, 9
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 5, 7
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 6
- R.M. Weiner, Brighton MA — 8
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 8, 10, 16
- Ric Belding, Brea, CA — 8
- Rob Winchell, Arlington, MA — 10
- Alan Wagner, Bayside, WI — 10
- Kate d’Oliveira, Ft. Lauderdale, FL — 10
- Matt Alford, Salem, OR — 10
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 10, 11
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 10, 12
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 10, 13
- Dave George, Arlington, VA — 12
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 13, 15, Topic
- Larry Baum, La Jolla, CA — 13
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 13
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 14
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 16
- Jon Cook, Madison, WI — 16 (Welcome back!)
- Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC — 16
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 17
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 17
- Chris White, NY, NY — Listmeister
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