The list for April 27, 1994
The Top 5 Signs You Spend Too Much Time
on the Computer
on the Computer
- You feel naked without your pocket protector.
- Your sperm count is lower than your typing speed.
- You look in the mirror and see Bill Gates ! (aarrgghhh!)
- You spend your Saturdays surfing… the Internet.
And the Number 1 Sign You Spend Too Much Time on the Computer…
- You receive divorce papers … via email!
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Steve Maybo, San Diego, CA – 1, 4, Topic
- Sue Heim, San Diego, CA – 2, 5
- Joshua Lam, San Diego, CA – 3 (Rookie!)
- Greg Bruno, San Diego, CA – 5
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