The list for April 22, 1994
The Top 9 Signs You Know Nothing About Fashion
- You can’t seem to tie the shoelace strap in the back of your pants!
- You think Giogio Armani was that mouse on the Ed Sullivan Show.
- Your mother still dresses you.
- Someone with a “Will Work for Food” sign gives YOU their spare change.
- Most of your outfits have been officially approved by the PGA.
- One word: POLYESTER!
- Two words: Leisure Suit
- Your pants have a giraffe or lion tag on them.
And the Number 1 Sign You Know Nothing About Fashion…
- What do you mean — these Toughskins are hardly worn!
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Steve Maybo, San Diego, CA – 1, 6
- Chris White, Yeeeehaaaww,TX – 2, 3, 7, Topic
- Sue Heim, San Diego, CA – 4, 8
- Andrew Kornberg, St. Louis, MO – 4
- Vickie Neilson, San Diego, CA – 5
- Shane Luevano, San Diego, CA – 10
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