The list for June 10, 1994
The Top 17 Signs Summer Is Almost Here
- Knicks get a 9.8 score in annual June playoff nosedive competition.
- Department stores begin putting up Christmas decorations.
- Price of 7-11 Super Big Gulp jumps three dollars.
- An Evening with Barbra Streisand features all Beach Boys covers.
- Breathless vocals of “I Love To Love You Baby” heard in the background. (Oops! That’s a sign that *Donna* Summeris almost here!)
- Pat Boone adds extra polish to his white shoes.
- Only 10 shopping days left ’til the Summer Solstice!
- Liberals’ demand for affordable housing replaced with request for six-pound bag of otter pops.
- Federal Reserve starts “Prime Lending Rate = Temperature” promotion.
- The annual Construction Workers’ Butt-Crack Parade.
- Ice cream parlors offering free cones for people who turn in their guns.
- Frosty the Snowman finally starting to melt in Buffalo.
- Dozens of Americans getting swept up in World Cup fever.
- Willard Scott doing the weather topless.
- Neighborhood children seen making dirt angels on front lawn.
- Justice Clarence Thomas shows up for work in a tube top and hot pants.
- Slurpee-induced headaches take toll on pediatric emergencyrooms.
And the Number 1 Sign Summer Is Almost Here…
- “Pants Optional” flag seen flying on Ted Kennedy’s yacht.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Bill Burnett, Lexington, MA – 1, 17 (Rookie!)
- Bruce Ansley, Linthicum Heights, MD – 2 (Rookie!)
- Pat Traynor, Marshfield, MA – 3, 9 (Rookie!)
- John Hering, Alexandria, VA – 4 (Rookie!)
- Jeff Johnson, ?? – 5, 14 (Rookie!)
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL – 6, 12, 15
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC – 7, 13, 17
- Norman Kenney, San Diego, CA – 7, 17
- Elliott Schiff, Pittsburgh, PA – 8 (Rookie!)
- Mitch L. Patterson, Melbourne, FL – 10
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, Alameda, CA. – 11, 16
- Chris White, San Diego, CA – 18
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