The list for November 5, 1996
The Top 16 Signs President
Clinton Is Over-Confident
Clinton Is Over-Confident
- Starts victory speech 5 minutes after polls open.
- Under media pressure, now admits to inhaling, but adds, “I didn’t bogart.”
- Making plans to get “strategically bombed.”
- Has already resumed dating.
- At campaign stops, responds to voters’ comments with, “Yeah, whatever.”
- Has already renewed White House digital dish subscription to Playboy Channel for ’97.
- Roger Clinton allowed out of seclusion weeks ahead of schedule.
- Apparently not even remotely concerned about the weigh-in.
- Offers to spot Dole ten electoral votes.
- Embarked on non-stop 96-hour cross-country McDonald’s tour.
- Against his doctor’s orders, stopped taking his Beano.
- Has already purchased a victory bag of “Colombian Catnip”, and it ain’t for Socks.
- Spends last day of campaign mooning traffic on Russell, Kansas, street corner.
- Instead of the usual 3 pizzas for the White House staff’s Tuesday dinner, orders 5 and doesn’t use a coupon.
- Seen wearing a t-shirt that says “I Beat Dole in ’96 and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!”
And the Number 1 Sign President Clinton Is Over-Confident…
- After kissing babies in Houston, kisses babes in Hooters.
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CREDITS
Selected from 125 submissions by 40 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 1 (4th #1)
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 2
- Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 3
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 4
- Jim Louderback, Boston, MA — 5
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 6
- Tisha Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 7
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 8
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 9
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 10
- George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 10
- Chris Edmonds, La Costa, CA — 11
- Dave George, Arlington, VA — 11
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 11
- Kate d’Oliveira, Ft. Lauderdale, FL — 12
- Stephen Pace, Houston, TX — 13
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 13
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 14
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 15
- Craig Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 16
- Chris White, NY, NY — Listmeister
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